“Where do you get your ideas?”

Answer: There’s a little imp inside my skull and I have to feed it stories otherwise it tears my brain apart.

Answer: Have you ever read a book or watched a film with a great concept but a wretched execution, or wonderful side characters over-looked in favor of bland protagonists, and you find yourself gnashing your teeth over the wasted potential?

Answer: Back in my day TV shows came on at a set hour every week and you had to be there at that time or you missed it and there were commercials at regular intervals and they were unskippable but my childhood brain didn’t like the stories being interrupted so when there was a commercial break I would turn the TV off and pace around for hours writing my own ending to the episode because I did not have the patience to sit around for the five minutes it would take for the Sci-Fi channel to sell me household goods.

Answer: What’s it like to not be tormented by visions?

Answer: When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a queer romance.

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